>史上最強的中國式英語
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>1． we two who and who？
>咱倆誰跟誰阿
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>2． how are you ? how old are you?
>怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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>3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
>你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
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>4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers
>﹗together
>你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上﹗
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>5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
>nothing to say,go home
>有事起奏，無事退朝
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>6．what is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!
>什麼是IMU3。0？IMU3.0 是一種聊天工具﹗
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>7． You Give Me Stop
>你給我站住﹗
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>8． know is know noknow is noknow
>知之為知之，不知為不知…
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>9． WATCH SISTER
>表妹
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>10． IMU3。0 both can do what?
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>IMU上直接查找和添加QQ、MSN好友。在2.6版本中，IMU雖然兼容了QQ和MSN，但純粹是把QQ、MSN的用戶群綁定在IMU界面上，既不能添加好友也不能互發文件，造成許多不便。現下，3.0終于做到了完全兼容，以後只要打開IMU3.0，所有聊天工具一網打盡。
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>11． American Chinese not enough
>美中不足
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>13． heart flower angry open
>心花怒放
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>14． go past no mistake past
>走過路過，不要錯過
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>15． 小明︰I am sorry!
>老外︰I am sorry too!
>小明︰I am sorry three!
>老外︰What are you sorry for?
>小明︰I am sorry five!
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>16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
>要錢沒有，要命一條
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>17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>我叫李老大，今年25。
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>18． you have two down son。
>你有兩下子。
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>19． as far as you go to die
>有多遠，死多遠﹗﹗﹗﹗
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>20． I give you face you don't want face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
>給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉
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>21.GOOD GOOD STUDY,DAY DAY UP...
>好好學習,天天向上啊...