2006-9-1 02:05 PM
各自各
something about men
[b][color=Purple]Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很難取悅!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好，他說妳驕傲．
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理論，他說妳固執
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明，他很棒！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他說妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he ! CARES for u.
如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸煙，他是紳士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他說是實力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！
sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE
ANYWAY...
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...
如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．
如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．
以上的故事告訴我們：快轉寄這郵件給男生吧！轉寄給女生，讓她們笑一笑！[/color][/b]